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Sat 25 Apr 2020
My Punditry Qualifications
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Fri 24 Apr 2020
THREE LITTLE WORDS
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NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO FACE COVERING— NO SERVICE
JB just officially declared that anyone entering a business where social distancing is not possible must now wear a FACE COVERING.*
Some business owners are flipping out about “how are we going to enforce this?” And some assholes are trying to claim it’s a horrible civil rights violation— but it’s the same concept businesses have been using for years.
They just need to add an extra 3 words to the signs.
*Face Covering doesn’t mean a fancy Doctor mask. You can tie a t-shirt around your face and it will be just as effective.
Of course, SNEECHES will be wearing their fancy designer face coverings and throwing shade on everyone else, but fuck them upside down and sideways. (more on Sneeches in the future)