Things have not been finalized, but I have gotten word that a White Knight has emerged to rescue HOLM 2 (as I lovingly call it) from the depths of “economic downturn in the publishing industry” limbo and we should see a release in the Fall of 2012. I will know more in the next couple weeks and will revive the site (and continue the China stories) if it turns out to be the case.
Thu 16 Dec 2010
Michael’s China Adventure- Part 1
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Here is the first part of the tale of my 51/2 month sojourn in China (February 12- June 25, 2010). The trip there began with a 6:30 AM flight from Chicago to Newark, and what was supposed to be a 11 AM flight from Newark to Shanghai, which would have put me in Shanghai on February 14 at about 3 PM; plenty of time to get to my Cousin Jeff’s apartment and prepare for the Chinese New Year’s Celebration (and kickoff of Spring Festival) later that evening. Of course things didn’t go quite according to plan, as this email I sent to the folks back home a few days later will attest.
MICHAEL IS SAFE IN SHANGHAI!
After a LONG journey!
Got through TSA checkpoint at O’Hare and the flight to Newark went fine.
Found my gate at Newark and hunkered down to wait for the flight, smiling at the sunny sky and thinking all was well because we were in a break from any snow. Not so fast Mr. Mike! Turns out the nasty blizzard they’d just had in Newark resulted in a ripple effect. The upshot being that there weren’t any pilots around who could fly a 777 and wouldn’t be until much much later and the flight was now scheduled to go off at 8:18 PM instead of 11 AM! Enjoy your 91/2 hours in the terminal!
But I refused to let that destroy my bliss.I kind of had a premonition something like this might happen when I booked the flight and promised myself I wouldn’t freak if I ended up missing New Year’s Eve celebrations at cousin Jeff’s bar.
Besides, the 300 Chinese people who were now going to miss connecting flights and/or miss New Year’s Eve threw a large enough conniption fit for all eternity. About 50 of them stormed up to the gate entrance when the announcement went out and started screaming like crazy (ever seen the Youtube video of the Asian woman who missed her flight because the gate had already been closed? multiply that by 50 and you’ll get an idea of what it was like– other people were videoing it, so it may also be on Youtube- search for “newark flight to shanghai delayed 9 hours”). I’d never seen it hit the fan like that, and apparently neither had the gate crew — because 5-7 Port Authority Cops were called in to quell the disturbance.
So after a little lunch courtesy of a Continental airlines lunch voucher, I sat down with my luggage snuggled around me and spent several hours listening to random Thelonious Monk on the laptop headphones (even had a nice little nap) and then chatted with several of my fellow hostages (tried out my little Mandarin phrases with some success). We finally took off at 8:40ish EST. The flight was 14 1/2 hours (definitely wasn’t fun but not horrible either) and we touched down exactly at Midnight Shanghai time. Happy Year of The Tiger!!!
Got through entry and customs and grabbed a cab straight to Bee Dee’s (Jeff’s bar). The cab driver was inexperienced and ended up having to let me off a block or so away from the bar because it was a one way street, so I trudged down a semi-deserted lane with my backpack and my little bag through a very cinematic snowstorm and rolled on into the bar. Hey everybody, dig me!!! 25 hours in transit and a goofy-ass grin!
Of course everybody was trashed (New Years and all)! Jeff introduced me around and after 2 beers I was feeling pretty good myself (nothing like a day in an airport terminal and a metal tube to lower your resistance). The regulars are a very fun and funky mix of American (one guy grew up around Fullerton and Western), European, South American, and Asian folks. Almost all of them are musicians and just wacky as heck, so I’m really looking forward to my times at the bar.
At some point the bartender called last call and kicked everyone out, and we dispersed into a snow covered Shanghai. Everyone was marveling at it, but it was what we’d call a dusting– Just enough to cover cars and grass and make trees look powdered sugar sprinkled. Very picturesque though.
It was now that it really hit me— After the long layover and flight then landing in a dark city and heading through what seemed like just another airport terminal, getting into a pretty regular looking cab, zooming down a brand new freeway at night, then quickly trudging straight into a blues/folk/rock bar where everyone is speaking English; nothing seemed that different.—But now, standing outside on the sidewalk, a sheet and a half to the wind looking at all the stores and buildings; it smacked me right in the face. I’M IN FREAKING CHINA!!! I’M FINALLY HERE!!!
I started to tear up, but I didn’t want to freak anybody out or (not quite yet) let them know how goofy I am; so I kept myself from getting all weepy and just let the bliss flow over me.
Then Jeff and Bernadette (a Filipina friend of his who is a singer) and I went to this insanely crowded (even for Chinese standards) restaurant. It was now about 5:30 AM. Imagine the busiest late night Denny’s you’ve ever seen and multiply it by 3. It was almost all young hipster Shanghai kids dressed to the nines who were quite amused to see a big buzzed flannel clad white dude with a wide grin drinking it all in. We wait awhile and then are crammed into this tiny row of tables. I stuff my backpack and bag under the table as the very surly waitress plops the menu in front of us. Jeff grabs it and orders a bunch of food for us all.
The food starts arriving and I attempt to begin eating. At this point I have to stop and laugh at myself. Of all the little and large things I did to prepare for this trip; practicing Chinese phrases, reading guidebooks, poring over google maps, studying all and sundry obscure things… THE ONE THING I FORGOT TO DO WAS TO PRACTICE MY CHOPSTICK SKILLS!!!!!!!!!!! WTF Mike!!!
I guess I thought that the entire nation had gotten over this whole chopsticks thing? Forgot that I wasn’t very good at them? Just plain spaced it out really. How silly!
So now at 6 AM- dead tired with a buzz on in a jam packed restaurant I am presented with a variety of very tricky food to try and eat; stir fried lettuce leaves, cooked french cut green beans, etc. etc. And am failing miserably. Jeff and Bernadette try to help me but my brain is misfiring and I can’t do it right. They are getting embarrassed and Bernadette wants to get the waitress to bring me a fork but I’m like HELL NO! I’m causing enough trauma to her anyway with my weird white ass and my bunch of luggage and she probably would have had a puppy if she had to bring me a fork; plus I will learn how to do chopsticks well or I will starve. They finally leave me alone to do my idiot man child improvisational chopstick style, much to the chagrin of the hipster kid sitting next to me who kept sneering at my unconventional technique. [The next day I remembered how to do it right- relatively- so I should be OK and can move on to other ways of embarrassing myself and others.]
So anyway we finished eating and got a cab for Bernadette, then Jeff and I cabbed it to his place and I got to sleep at about 8 AM and slept until 6PM.
It is now about 10:45 PM on Sunday night here in Shanghai. Jeff went to play music at some Irish pub and I decided to stay in and recover from the trip and to send an “I’m OK” missive to all you wonderful folks.
So that’s the long and the short of it. I’m here, it’s very cool, and I shall be doing some discovering tomorrow.
I’ll take some pics tomorrow and will attach a couple to the next missive I send out, although I’m not sure how regular these things will be; hopefully they won’t all be this long (I’m sure you all are thinking the same thing!). I have internet access here at Jeff’s place, so I’ll probably try to make hay while the sun shines (as it were).
Take care everyone and I shall be typing at you soon!!!
Much Love,
Michael
PS- Although I missed the big New Years Eve fireworks, they go on every night (and day) of the Spring Festival, and Jeff says Day 5 is very large as well (it’s the day dedicated to the City Money God). Right now as I’m typing I can hear them in the distance, and all day there were periods where those giant 50 foot rolls of firecrackers have been going off (they sound like applause from far away- it was a great white noise to sleep to).
Thu 9 Dec 2010
Michael Back From China, HOLM 2 Slated For 2011 Release, Chicago Cinema.net Resumes!!!
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Actually been back from China since June 25th after a 5 1/2ish month odyssey which I will detail over the next few months. I took my camera dying on the second day I arrived as impetus to paint pictures with prose and began keeping a journal pretty assiduously (at times obsessively). I’ll chop them up into bite sized hunks (most of it was originally in the form of rambling emails sent to what became an ever expanding list of folks back home) and post them as part of the run up to the release of Hollywood On Lake Michigan, 2nd Edition; which will be released in (hopefully) 2011.
I’ll also be keeping you folks posted on (and regaling you about after) my various performances and shenanigans around town.
Mon 11 Jan 2010
Hollywood On Lake Michigan, 2nd Edition Release Delayed- ChicagoCinema.net Suspended
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You may have noticed that my posting has dropped precipitously in the past couple months. This has been due to the fact that in November of 2009, Lake Claremont Press “indefinitely delayed” the release of Hollywood On Lake Michigan, 2nd Edition.
Since the main point of this blog is to publicize the book, I’ve decided to suspend posting on this site until further notice.
I’ll be flying to China in February for a long Asian travel sojourn and will be back in early May. Perhaps by then there will be something definite on the book release.
I will resume the blog and start posting again once there is a firm release date from the publisher.
Thank you to everyone who helped in the creation of the book and in the launch of this site, plus those of you who’ve been stopping by.
See You All Soon!!!
Tue 24 Nov 2009
Goldstein: A Fascinating Chicago Document
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"I saw a man, he danced on the breakwater." The prophet Elijah gets jiggy with it down on the lake front.
This is very old news, but the always informative and funny blog of Lynn Becker hipped me to the new section on Chicago in films that the brilliant folks who run Forgotten Chicago have started on their site, entitled Drama, Documentation and Discontinuity. As befits the subject of their blog, they concentrate on older films mostly from the “Daley I” drought years of the 50′s and 60′s.
Much like the rest of their work, the new section is a fascinating blend of historical info and trenchant meta-commentary. I was so inspired by their fine work that I finally rented Goldstein (1965), the first film by eclectic writer/director Philip Kaufman.
Although the film falters overall (as fabulous as Kaufman’s later work was, his debut project was an amateurish aping of French new wave film), the parts are greater than the whole and it functions as a valuable record of several important Chicago persons, places, and things (yes, a celebration of the noun!). Aside from the buildings and locations, Goldstein showcases some of the most talented actors and performers ever to call Chicago home, particularly those from the earliest days of Second City/Compass Players.
Some of the buildings not mentioned in Forgotten Chicago are:
Block 37 before it was razed, sat vacant for a few decades, and became home to the current monstrous structure that occupies the land.
Soldier Field- What a Spartan place it was back then! With nothing but uncomfortable looking bleachers ringing the inside of the classical coliseum.
A shot of the now-unused spotlight on top of the Palmolive Building blazing away (you can really see why residents of the John Hancock Building immediately put the kibosh on the lamp as they moved in just across the street.
An amusing chase sequence through a large sausage factory was also a treat.
As far as some of the amazing performers featured:
Del Close- One of the greatest improvisational gurus of all time and creator of the long form improvisational framework known as Harold, which revolutionized improvisation. Charna Halpern (and later Del himself) used it as the backbone of perhaps the most innovative and eclectic improv theater companies ever, the io. The long form also revitalized Second City when concepts central to it were integrated into main stage shows. Some time I’ll tell the story of how Del scared the utter living bejesus out of me when I was a young stand-up comic.
Viola Spolin- Those people whose young lives were rocked upon reading Improvisation For The Theater won’t need to ask who she is, everybody else needs to do some clicking. To sum it up, she conceived the first games and exercises that formed the foundation of what we know today as improvisation.
Nelson Algren- Yeah, that’s right, Nelson Freakin’ Algren. In all his brilliant prose writing, Simone De Beauvoir exciting resplendence. Right there in his authorial lair. Nelson tells a story whilst the camera pans around his apartment, lingering longingly over his array of nudie centerfolds scattered amidst the books, photos, and awards. The slow pan of Algren’s books is a valuable document in itself (I need to go back and freeze it again and jot all those titles down).
There also were quite a few other early SC alums in the film, including Severn Darden, Anthony Holland, and Jack Burns (from the comedy duo Burns and Shreiber).
Goldstein is a wonderful glimpse into many aspects of Chicago’s past. Just let it wash over you though, and don’t expect it to make any sense.

There are many shots of this man wandering through mid-1960's Chicago.
Mon 26 Oct 2009
New Video From Nathan Xander!
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Here is the new video from my friend Nathan Xander and his band, Witchouse:
Aside from the fact that it is a kick-ass tune (a real “drive around the city at night with the volume way up” kind of song), I really enjoyed the video itself; particularly the footage in Graceland Cemetery and the shot with the camera careening towards the weathered-faced angel on the Kimball monument (yes, the piano Kimballs-very apropos).
Nate plays around town rather often, both solo and with Witchouse. Definitely check him out if you get the chance. He’s a powerful live performer.
Mon 14 Sep 2009
Last Call To See The Unborn!
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Those among you who have followed the site from the beginning (both of you) may remember that I promised to get veteran special effects coordinator John Milinac to dish on how he and his crew achieved some of the creepy effects in The Unborn, as well as imparting his knowledge on some other matters.
Well, I was finally able to connect with the (incredibly busy) man and will be transcribing our talk and putting together a post in a few weeks. So this is your last chance to run down a copy of the film and give it a look see before I spoil everything by revealing “the tricks behind the tricks.”




